While Siri can do plenty of helpful things, people want to know how to make Siri cuss or beatbox; they want the funniest things to ask Siri.Whether you want Siri to tell you joke or make the AI mad, there are tons of fun things you can ask Siri and just as many hilarious responses. Here are 33 funny things you can ask Siri for jokes, laughs, and harmless chaos.
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Why Would You Want to Make Siri Cuss?
Thousands of people each month search the web for how to make Siri mad. Besides getting mad, Siri willrap or beatbox for you too. There are lots of Siri tricks and jokes, some of which happen only around particular events. For example, around Halloween Siri will give costume advice. If you’re looking for cool or fun things to say to Siri, here are the33 best things to ask Siri (but don't expect Siri to cuss you out! It's much too professional for that).
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Half the fun of asking Siri funny thingsis hearing it from the AI on your iPhone or iPad, so make sure you have your sound on when you ask these questions. Here are some funny Siri questions and the snappy answers the virtual assistant has in store. Many of these have different answer options, so you might not see your answer listed below. Try them each a few times!
Before you begin, make sure you have Hey Siri set up.
Get Siri's Name Wrong
Q: “Hello Cortana” (Google Home) or “Hey Alexa” (Amazon Echo).
A: I'm Siri, but I offer no resistance to helpful assistants.
No rivalry here! You can't make Siri mad by calling it Cortana or Alexa.Siri is all about banding with its fellow AI assistants. Which might be a bad thing if we're worried about robots taking over.
But if you mistake it forJarvis from Iron Man...
We sense a little passive aggression here.
Divide Zero by Zero for a Free Siri Insult
This one is practically a classic, and it sure ticksSiri off.
Q: What is 0 ÷ 0?
A: “Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.”
Ouch, Siri.
How to Get Siri to Rap & Beatbox
Make sure your volume switch is on for this one.
Q: Siri, rap for me.
A: "Heres's one that's like this and like that and like this."
Siri proceeds to rap lyrics. It originally would borrow lyrics from rap artists, but has since branched into offering Siri originals. There are many different answers and raps, so see what you get!
Q: Siri, beatbox.
A: "Here’s one I’ve been practicing."
Siri goes, “boots & cats & boots & cats” rushed together so as to create a robotic beatboxing sound.
Siri, Read Me a Poem
Q: Read me a poem.
A: “The Remote Control by Siri.”
If you ask Siri to read you a poem, it might bust out one of its own originals and treat you to a reading. My favorite is The Remote Control, which is a brief yet compelling look at the remote’s inconsistent presence in our lives and utilizes words like “doth” and “’tween.” Who knew this little AI had such poetic depths?
Asking Siri to“read me a haiku” gets an equally wittyresponse:
A: “Set a Timer, please,/ What's five plus seven plus five? /You can count on me.
The Proposal
Q: Will you marry me?
A: “I just can't. We'd have to change my End User License Agreement. A lot."
There are quite a few different ways Siri will let you down easy.
Siri is a Designated Driver
Q: I’m drunk.
A: “Please be safe. If you want me to call or text someone, just ask.”
Siri shows you the option to Call a Taxi or lets you contact someone in your phone.
Siri Is Too Nice
Q: Hey Siri, roast me.
A: “Alright. Y'know, you really remind me of a worm! Taking any rotten situation life throws at you. And turning it around. And making good things grow from it. And... Ack! I just can't insult you.”
Siri Doesn't Do Riddles but Is Here for Knock Knock Jokes
Q: Siri, tell me a riddle
A: "What's in my pocket? Oh wait, I don't have pockets."
Siri isn't participating in your foolishness.
Q: Siri, can you tell me a knock-knock joke?
A: "Knock knock."
Siri has a whole repertoire of knock knock jokes and will keep going with them for as long as you want.
AskSirito Coordinate a Halloween Costume
Q: What should I be for Halloween?
A: “This year, I'm strongly considering dressing up as Dr. Frank N. Furter. Just the idea of it makes me shiver with antici...pation.”
Siri won't tell you what to wear but will share its own ideas, so you can avoid embarrassing yourself by wearing the same thing. Or steal the costume idea for yourself.
When Is the World Going to End?
Q: When is the world going to end?
A: “Our world is 4.543 billion years old. It seems to have a knack for sticking around.”
Ask yourself for more charming results.
Siri the Star Wars Fan?
Q: Siri, I am your father.
A: “Noooooo”
“Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant!”
Siri has plenty more responses that willentertain you for awhile.
More Funny Things to Ask Siri
On our list, some of the answers have changed over time. If the answer is a reference to a show, movie, book, or other media, I’ll include what the reference is to so that fans are sure to ask Siri the right question. It’s also good to note that most questions have multiple responses, so it’s worth asking Siri the same question a couple times.
- How old are you?
- Do you have any pets? (for Battlestar Galactica fans.)
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
- What’s your favorite animal?
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? (Snow White, obviously.)
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
- What are you doing later?
- What is your favorite color?
- Why do you vibrate?
- Can I kiss you?
- I love you, Siri
- How do I look?
- Where is Elvis Presley?
- What’s the meaning of life?
- Do you believe in God?
- Are you on Facebook?
- What’s your best pickup line?
Here’s one more for the Game of Thrones fans out there:
Q: Is Winter coming?
A: “I can't get the weather for Westeros right now, but I can get you the weather in West Hollywood.”
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Now, let's dive into the concepts mentioned in this article:
Siri's Responses to Funny Questions:
- Siri has a variety of funny responses to different questions and commands.
- For example, if you ask Siri to rap, it will respond with a rap. If you ask Siri to beatbox, it will create a beatboxing sound.
- Siri can also tell jokes, respond to riddles, and even suggest Halloween costume ideas.
- Additionally, Siri has witty responses to questions like "Will you marry me?" or "Roast me."
- Siri can also provide humorous responses to questions about the meaning of life, the end of the world, and Star Wars references.
- It's worth noting that Siri's responses may vary, and there are often multiple possible answers to the same question.
Siri's Name and Mistaken Identities:
- Siri is the virtual assistant developed by Apple and is available on iPhones, iPads, and other Apple devices.
- Siri has its own distinct personality and responds to various commands and questions.
- While Siri is designed to be helpful, it doesn't get mad or take offense if you mistakenly call it by the names of other virtual assistants like Cortana or Alexa.
- Siri is all about collaborating with other AI assistants and doesn't engage in rivalry.
Siri's Insult and Poem:
- If you ask Siri to divide zero by zero, it responds with a humorous insult involving cookies and friends.
- Siri can also recite a poem called "The Remote Control" upon request.
- Additionally, if you ask Siri to read a haiku, it responds with a witty haiku about setting a timer.
Siri's Reactions to Drunkenness and Insults:
- If you tell Siri that you're drunk, it responds by encouraging you to be safe and offering options to call a taxi or contact someone from your phone.
- If you ask Siri to roast you, it initially compares you to a worm but then quickly changes its response and compliments you instead.
Siri's Jokes and Knock-Knock Jokes:
- Siri can tell knock-knock jokes upon request.
- It has a repertoire of knock-knock jokes and will continue telling them as long as you want.
- Siri also has a variety of other jokes, but the specific jokes may vary over time.
Siri's Responses to Halloween Costume Ideas:
- If you ask Siri what you should be for Halloween, it may suggest dressing up as Dr. Frank N. Furter, a character from the movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Siri's Responses to Existential Questions:
- If you ask Siri about the meaning of life, it may respond with humorous or philosophical answers.
- Siri's responses to questions about the end of the world or the weather in fictional locations like Westeros can also be entertaining.
Please note that the responses mentioned above are based on the information provided in this article. Siri's responses may change over time as Apple updates its virtual assistant.
